Surprise, surprise; people have strong opinions about toilet paper. Your three most-nominated brands are listed below, but only one can wipe away the competition. Be sure to vote at the bottom of the post.


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Charmin Ultra Strong

Our readers’ top choice is durable enough to use wet, and lasts a long time since you can get away with using so little.
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Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much. - Spruce Goosed

Best by a mile. Almost feel like you can get it a little wet and use it as a baby wipe. Also, I never use more than 3 or 4 squares at a pull. - MikeofLA

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Cottonelle Ultra ComfortCare

Our readers praised Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care for its thickness and comfort.
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Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Thick, soft, and doesn’t get shredded by aggressive wiping like Charmin (or leave as many dingleberries) - Incidental Nostril Penetration

This is the best. But I miss the Golden Retriever puppy on the packaging. Wiping with the puppy toilet paper was much nicer than using the bear toilet paper. - scottmill

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Scott 1000

Scott 1000 is an affordable alternative to our readers’ top picks.
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Scotts 1000. Cheap, durable, super economical especially if someone in your household is a “has to take at least 10 sheets out of habit” type, doesn’t clog, really, and cleans the shit out of whatever’s ailin’ you. Available from single roll to multi-thousand packs, or so it seems.

Yes, you can do more with less from other brands (sheet-wise) but at what cost? At what cost. - notsomethingstructural

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